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Enuen Ravenseye
Seniors Clan Get Off My Lawn
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Posted - 2012.05.07 18:26:00 -
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Atomic Virulent wrote:rantings
Thank God - it's another "I hate Goons" thread. I haven't seen one of these in, oh, 5 minutes at the very least.
tl;dr version of the OP: I'm off my meds, the paranoid schizophrenia is really kicking in, and I have recently come to the conclusion that all the world's ills can be traced back to Goons. They barbecue unicorns and **** on rainbows. |

Enuen Ravenseye
Seniors Clan Get Off My Lawn
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Posted - 2012.05.07 21:25:00 -
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Ranger 1 wrote:Wait a minute!
This is all starting to make sense to me.
So what the OP is trying to get at is that the Goons Cult have formed a fake gaming company named Crowd Control Productions for the sole purpose of luring virgins (and possibly Unicorns) to Fanfest for ritual sacrifice to their dark god via barbecue over Icelandic volcano's.
The unrestrained ganks, CCP playing their own game, Iceland, Unicorns, volcano's, Fanfest... it all makes sense now.
Thank you OP, it's like someone turned on the lights.
Mind... Blown...
You know too much. You'll have to be sacrificed along with the virgins and unicorns. I hope you like barbecue sauce. |

Enuen Ravenseye
Seniors Clan Get Off My Lawn
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Posted - 2012.05.08 16:00:00 -
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Maeltstome wrote:The problem is though that a simple database query can reveal un-tapped high-yield moons anywhere in eve really, and although this is a much more subtle form of exploitation (and only 1 of many) it's still just as lucrative.
Or you could just go to Dotlan - you know, the very public website - and look up all that info for free.
Or do Goons somehow control Dotlan now too? My God, it's a conspiracy at the highest levels - Goons now control public websites as well as CCP! Is there no end to their power????
I bet those bastards are tied up with the world economic crisis too. |

Enuen Ravenseye
Seniors Clan Get Off My Lawn
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Posted - 2012.05.08 21:45:00 -
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Potatoeman wrote:Atomic Virulent wrote: :words: Lizard people you say?
Lumie, is that you?!?! (FoH reference) |
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